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Pakistani Wife English Wife sy

1 Pakistani Wife English Wife sy:Aap Din me kia krti hain? Eng wife: Swiming Driving Eating Sleeping. Or Aap? Asi G, Din sara Chullay te Raat sari Lullay te..! Incoming search terms:lullay aur phudi ki...

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Munni kahan ho

Munni kahan ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ammi 1 MINUT . . . . ,,, ( “, ) (‘;’) /// / / / badnam ho rahi hoon.

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BEHAVIOUR Aap ko kesa laga

1 Educated Aadmi ki shadi unparh larki se ho gayi. Subah Husband ne poocha “Hamara BEHAVIOUR Aap ko kesa laga? Larki sharmate hue: “G bas kafi mota tha”.! Incoming search terms:Wapking antarvasnaWww...

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Sohag Raat k 3 din baad

Sohag Raat k 3 din baad Dulhan kamrey se nikli to Saheliyan boli itni lambi Sohag Raat?? . . Dulhan boli: Pehle ye btao Tail wali Botle mein Elfi kis ne Dali thi? Incoming search terms:Chudayi ki lambi...

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Ladies ki prsonality

Ladies ki prsonality un k BRAZER SIZE se jani jate hai.. . 32:Masum 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Josheli 40:Bhoki 42:Shoken 44:Bahdur 46;Pagal 48:Firdous Ashiq Awan Incoming search terms:joshili...

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Maine aaj tak kisi k aagay

Maine aaj tak kisi k aagay hath nahi phailaye . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Taangon ki baat alag hai **Veena MaliK**

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Nursery class ka bcha 0r bchi

Nursery class ka bcha 0r bchi teachr sy: Miss kya choty bachon k bachy ho sakty hain? . Teacher:’NO IMPOSIBLE’ . Bcha bachi sy bola: dekha tum aesy he darr rahi thi. Incoming search terms:Antr basna hindi

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College ki larkiyan keley wale se

College ki larkiyan keley wale se : Baba G ! aaj keley naram Q hein? . . keley wala: kurriyo kadi khaan wasty v lay jaya kro…!@ Incoming search terms:Sali ko bhejne wale msgADULT LADKI KO BHEJNE WALE...

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papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya

BOY papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya PAPA Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen BETA aj nhi papa kal krte hen aj gand me boht dard hai. Incoming search terms:essa karogy to...

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Sex k doran mukhtalif aurton k

Sex k doran mukhtalif aurton k mukhtalif jumly Nokrani: Saab G Jaldi kro Koi aa na jaye Parosan: Ahista plz Kahin awaz na chali jaye Girlfriend: Sweetheart u r 2 hot ahh…Hmm BV: Pankha boht ganda hogya...

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Angraiz Log Goray peda hote hain

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray peda hote hain aur hum Kaalay. AISA Q? Student: Q K Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke SEX Hota Hai aur Yahan Sarson Ka Tail Laga K. ;- Incoming search terms:Chud chudai...

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Ek acident me sardar ki

Ek acident me sardar ki gand phat jati ha Wo hospitl Tanke lgwane jata ha Nrse:Kitni KHULi rakhni ha? Sardar:jitni apki ha. Nurse: Phr to aur pharni paregi Incoming search terms:Gandjokesgand...

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HAPPY MANGO SEASON

HATH me lo to DABANAY ko DIL krta ha DABAO to CHUSNAY ko DIL krta ha CHUSO to DIL hi nhi BHARTA Q K SAAL ma 1 hi br to ata ha ” AAM ” * HAPPY MANGO SEASON* Incoming search terms:dirty sms on season of...

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Child offered Girl 4 sex

Child offered Girl 4 sex. Girl:tum itny chotay ho meri Jawani ka BoJh kaisy uthao gay? Child: Janu manta hon k CHUHA Bori utha nhi skta Mgr PHAAR to skta hy. Incoming search terms:www love shayari chut...

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T W I S T

T W I S T Nokrani asked malkin to increase pay due to 3 reasons. Nokrani:”Pehli wajah main aap se khana acha banati hoon” Malkin:”Kis ne kaha?” Nokrani:”Sahab ne” Malkin:”Doosri wajah?” Nokrani:”Main...

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Aapki soch ko salam hy

16 yrs /(.)=(.)\ 25 yrs /( . )=( . )\ 36 yrs /( . )=( . )\ kya smjhy? Zyada SMS prhogy to itna bra chshma lg jaega lekn Aapki soch ko salam hy. Incoming search terms:chashma smsAndha love smsAndha...

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Pathan ko usk dost ne shadi se pehle

Pathan ko usk dost ne shadi se pehle 100 condm ka pkt diye k agr kuch arse tik life enjoy krna chahte ho tu ye use krna na bholna, =Shadi ki rat pthan bathrom me gya tu Ghanta tak bahar nhi nikla, =Nai...

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Girl talking to her sister after suhag rat

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag rat: Ap se kya parda Baji me sb bata deti hn, Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hn, Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji, Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,...

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condom ki factory

Company k malik ne apni condom ki factory ka visit kia ek room me kuch bachy khel rhy thy Malik:Ye bachy kon hain? Manager: . sir ye kuch Complaints ayi hain. Incoming search terms:Factory me...

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khusry ki tarah

Ak bunda apni bv k sath sex kr rha tha aur bary aram aram sa jhutkay luga rha tha to us ki bv boli k yeh to sex kr rha ha ya misbah khusry ki tarah bating kr rha ha Incoming search terms:gandy...

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